Eat TOFU, they WIGGLE!

They say:

DON'T EAT MEAT, IT'S MURDER!

DON'T EAT FISH, THEY'RE FRIENDS!

Next thing I know
they'll tell me:

DON'T EAT GREENS, THEY BREATHE!

I say:

What shall I eat then?

SOIL?

or AIR, perhaps?

Don't get me wrong
I've nothing against your advocacy
in fact, I commend you for it, really....

it's just that
you're making me feel

GUILTY

....and to assuage the guilt
I'm thinking of
joining your force.

Go TOFU-tarians!

i TOFU you....

*whispers: Psssssst.....Eat tofu, they wiggle.







toodles, tofu toodles...
purple turtles and caboodles...